While preparing for our move I have been cleaning out our house from top-to-bottom, so do I have a deal for you today! Do you need a break from cooking dinner? Are you tired of preparing the same old meals? Is your family of four craving a quick gourmet dinner? Forget “Blue Apron”, “Plated” or “Hello Fresh” and welcome to “Black-Hole Freezer”! I am making this one time offer of carefully and meticulously already-prepared gourmet meals for you and your family to enjoy. Just one touch of the defrost button on your microwave then sit back and watch these succulent meals de-thaw before your very eyes. Take a gaze at the delicious delectables which are yours to choose from for only $29.99. Hurry up while supplies last and email your orders to “Black Hole Freezer”! (delivery, taxes, fees, and surcharge apply).
Filet of chicken tenderloin fused with a pureed blend of local celery and carrots nestled within a deconstructed homemade biscuit…in other words, chicken and dumplings.